What a fucking joke?!

forgive me...i don't mean to be rude!
but this sentence came to my mind immediately after a lecturer announced something this morning!

Dr. Abdul Razak, so called dean from malacca campus, came to manipal for a visit. Well, i think all of you know that im going back in one month time, meaning i am going to complete my 2 and a half year course in india and go back to malacca malaysia and continue the other 2 and a half. We had sacrificed many holidays for the past 2 years, just to accummulate the numbers of holidays we have and extend the up coming holidays to 5 weeks instead of 4 weeks only! Indeed, we were very happy when the timetable was finalized in the beginning of april. With these 5 weeks holidays, we can spend around 1 week for traveling without reducing the time we are going to spend in home! Moreover, our course is going to reopen on the second day of hari raya which is a public holiday. Thus, most of the malay are applying for more holidays for raya?! a total of 6 weeks of holidays?!
WOW!
How amazing is going to be?!? i can go to china, i can go to australia, i can have family trip with my family.......I WILL HAVE ENOUGH REST BEFORE I GO TO MALACCA AND FACE ALL THE TOUGH LIFE THERE!

could you belief that this is going to be canceled?!

they are not going to extend the holidays but cut down the holidays!!
the first date he gave was 1st of sep---shocked and stoned. meaning i will have less than 14 days of holidays?! lol...he must be kidding! it can't be!?maybe he just want to shock us before he announce the extension of holidyas?!

but i know he is not joking after he took out his handphone and check the date and announce the second choice...
14th of sep!
'college reopen after raya is NO NO; before raya is YES YES!'

reason?
1) H1N1--its going to peak in the mid of aug (congratulations to me, im leaving india at 15th and reaches malaysia at 16th!).
2) due to the H1N1,the examination for final years and one more senior batch have to be conducted after the peak season as hospital will not be available for exam! the exam will be postponed after raya, so our reopen cannot be after raya.
3) he plans to shortened our course to 4 years and 9 months or 8 months so that after graduation, we don't have to wait for 4 to 6 months for housemanship!

someone please kill me....

can't he tell us earlier?!
if this is the case, i would prefer him to cut down the stupid duration in india--NOW!
do you all know what am i doing for these few nights?
DANCING! without study for a word! A SINGLE WORD! and almost completing a drama!
WHAT's for?!?!?!

WIth this announcement, i can foresee that the longest holidays im going to have in malacca is going to be less than 2 weeks!
lol...is he telling me that i had made a wrong decision to take HSC as my pre-U?
i am stressing since f5, or okay, after 17 years old...till 30 something!? without a stop in between, without recharging, without a rest?!???

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps: dare he says that it take 2 hours to pack and unpack! siao eh, if i was him, it takes me less than 2 hours to pack for few days trip to india lah! lan bah bai! 2 and a half year stuffs...thought easy to pack meh?! 5 years of book...thought its easy to unpack as well?!?!

Fuck!
...............just to say for fun...i know im not capable to F~ but i don't think there is any mandarin suit this kind of situation!